#latenightbrochatsaboutbrothings
me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already

mymindisnotonfire:

Happy Phanniversary <3

I hope it’s fine. I’m scared, I was drawing it for a month or so, idk why so long, it was so hard ;_; But yeah, let’s celebrate the time when those two dorks met, it’s bc of them we’re all here ^_^

(PS. I’ve put a lot of effort in that, so please don’t repost anywhere. Reblogging is nice, it makes me smile ^_^)

iwillhalloweenyou:

illusionsarearoundme:

adamagedgood:

Easy A is too funny to cope

This film is the best omg

Every time she says she has a complete lack of allure I laugh and then cry because Emma Stone.

runningfromfaggots:

“When Alex is drunk.. He’s really happy.. But then he’ll start crying.”

runningfromfaggots:

“When Alex is drunk.. He’s really happy.. But then he’ll start crying.”

attackthellama:

burn-it-down-28:

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

team I can do math for hours but I can’t write an english paper for shit

team i cant do either but i have to do both by next monday

tentaclethearpist:

its 20 fucking 14 can we stop pretending that online activism and general awareness campaigns “dont do anything” before i got on tumblr i was a racist sexist anti-feminist piece of garbage whos greatest understanding of any social issue was discrimination against white gay men and that trans people were “men trapped in womens bodies”

obviously something fucking right is going on so why dont you stop being pessimistic little shits.

Life is very long when you’re ugly
Morrissey Smith (via entendo64)

traveltobeprovedwrong:

deveninanewdress:

cutthroatchorus:

wickedclothes:

Bra With Pockets

This functional bra can hold most cellphones, IDs, and other small items regardless of bust size. Items won’t change the way the bra fits you. Currently on sale at Amazon!

OK I REALLY WANT TO BE KISSING A GIRL AND THEN I TAKE OFF MY SHIRT AND SHE’S LIKE “CUTE BRA” AND I CAN SAY “THANKS IT HAS POCKETS”

the game has changed forever

THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVER

i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

frerardruinedmylife:

adiostoreadumb:

SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING GOD

WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU EVEN GO TO??

frerardruinedmylife:

adiostoreadumb:

SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING GOD

WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU EVEN GO TO??